You, Dad, have just picked your children up from school. "I'm hungry" says your small child. Do you say:
[["I'll get you a snack."]]
[["Hi hungry, I'm Dad."|You have failed]]
Good job, that must have been tough!
[[Whistle some tunes while watching Diagnosis Murder]]
Your even smaller child walks into the room. "Dad, can you make me a Ribena?"
[[Get up and make smaller child a Ribena]]
[[Tap even smaller child on head and say "*boop*! You are now a Ribena!" and laugh|You have failed]]
Well done. You are staying strong.
Can you, Dad, make it through an entire day without making one dad joke?
It will be tough.
(link:"Attempt your mission")[(goto:"Food")]
You failed.
(link:"Start Again")[(goto:"Begin")]